The royal family are a bit odd.
They just are.
They can’t wear nail varnish, they can’t go do their shopping alone, they have to tell the Queen about any newborns before anybody else on the planet finds out.
They also apparently have an abundance of nicknames for one another because they seemingly can’t just call each other by their regular names like normal people.
Shame.
And while some of the royal family’s nicknames for each other (and for themselves, apparently) are grand and fairly unassuming, Kate Middleton’s one for Prince William is incredibly harsh and actually gas so fair play to her.
According to The Sun, Kate has been calling Will ‘Badly’ for the past while now and, in fairness to her, she’s not wrong.
This all came about when Will was complaining about the length of Kate’s hair in comparison to his own so she seemingly just snapped and started calling him ‘Baldy’ as a retort.
Might as well, like.
Unsurprisingly, Will’s nickname for Kate isn’t quite as harsh but it still packs a bit of a sting. He calls her ‘Duchess Dolittle’ – because she does little work.
What a burn.
This comes after it was revealed that Prince George told a woman on the street that his name was ‘Archie.’
No idea where he got that one from but sure look, if the child wants to be a 19th century workhouse infant then who are we to judge?
