Life on Mars? Cheryl Cole Blames Will.I.Am For Their L.A Car Crash…

Yesterday, Cheryl Cole was keeping her spirits up by cracking a few jokes about her recent car crash. Now, however, the singer is reportedly blaming rapper Will.I.Am and his big mouth for the smash (but it’s all in good humour, naturally).

Cheryl has said she thinks that Will.I.Am was actually on another planet at the time of the accident. Why? Well according to the Geordie lass, he was too busy chatting about his new single being played on Mars to keep his eyes fixed firmly on the road.

According to Cheryl, Will.I.Am was “talking the face off us” when he collided with a parked car in Los Angeles last week.

When Capital Radio asked if Cheryl thought the rapper was that bad a driver, she responded with: “That bad a talker! He was talking about NASA and Mars and his song!”

Will.I.Am was too busy talking about NASA and Mars to pay attention to the road.

The car crash, which left both stars with bloody noses and a few other bruises, happened the day after Will.I.Am’s track ‘Reach for the Stars’ because the first song in the history of all time to be played on Mars.

To be honest, we’re not sure why Will.I.Am was so thrilled. He does know that, as far as we’re aware, there is no life on Mars. Who would’ve heard it?!

Did Marvin the Martian hear Will's new track?

Anyway, Cheryl also told radio hosts that she was feeling much better after the accident.

“I’m absolutely fine. You know what, it’s hurting more to have it in the sling,” she said, referring to her arm.

The singer admitted that she was used to hurting herself mainly because she’s just naturally a bit of a klutz.

“I stub my toe constantly, to the point where you have to lie down,” she added.

Well, either way we’re glad that Cheryl is okay, but we’ve learned a valuable lesson from all this – if Will.I.Am ever asks you if you want a lift, just say no.