Nine Things We’d Love To Say To Miley Cyrus

Unless you’ve been hiding under a rock somewhere for the last month, you’ll know that Miley Cyrus has been a key topic of conversation.

From her risqué VMAs performance to the music video for her new single, in which she is completely naked, she is everywhere at the moment.

And while we suspect that it’s all just part of the fame game, there are a few things we’d like to say to the pop star…

1. Please put your tongue away

Okay, you’re not Alice Cooper. Sticking out your tongue every once in a while is fine but when it’s more out than in, it’s not good.

2. Licking hammers isn’t hygienic

It just isn’t.

 

3. Less isn’t always more

They do say ‘if you’ve got it flaunt it’ but when you do it all the time, you risk getting a cold. You’re absolutely gorgeous which means you shouldn’t have to strip off to make people notice you.

4. Wrecking Ball is a great tune

Sometimes it’s better to let the music speak for itself. Now we realise you want the video to have an impact but it can take away from the song sometimes.

5. Foam fingers should only be used for sporting occasions.

We’re sorry but that’s just the way we feel.

6. Be yourself.

It’s important to be true to yourself so if that’s what you’re doing, then who are we to judge?

 

7. Don’t put absolutely everything on Twitter

Sure tweet about your new single or post photos of your pets (they’re so cute) but some things and pictures are just better kept to oneself.

8. A dictionary might come in handy every once in a while

This isn’t just you and perhaps you’re trying to save time and space but please spell things correctly. Bangerz is traditionally spelt using an ‘s.’

9. Sort things out with Liam

We’re not saying to rush down the aisle and we don’t think you should stick around if there’s no trust but you make such a lovely couple!