Smell Like Teen Spirit? We’d Rather Not, Thanks

Rocker Jon Bon Jovi became the latest celeb to launch a fragrance earlier this week. The Living on a Prayer singer is fronting two new scents for beauty company Avon for both women and men. We love Jon Bon Jovi but we can’t see ourselves rushing out to buy this perfume which is said to have a woody floral must fragrance. It is our understanding that rock stars who spend their days sweating up a storm on stage and partying hard on a tour bus aren’t the nicest smelling people. Here are some rockers that we never want to smell like.

Mick Jagger

We’re sure moving like Jagger is a real work out and we can’t imagine it’s a scent we’d like to throw on before a night on the town.

Axl Rose

His name may suggest a floral fragrance but we can’t imagine that the controversial Guns n’ Roses singer omits a pleasant scent. Judging by the amount of bodily fluids he releases from his pores at every concert we’re thinking he should change the lyrics of his hit to ‘Sweat Child of Mine.’

Tommy Lee

Pam Anderson’s ex husband doesn’t look like the type to spend hours pampering himself in the bath. The Mötley Crüe star hasn’t expressed any desire to release his own scent but we can imagine that it would smell like whiskey and cigarettes!

Ozzy Osbourne

From the look of him we don’t picture squeaky clean with this Black Sabbath singer. Osbourne once said that he doesn’t mind the smell of body odour.

“I love the smell of armpits in the morning. It's like victory,” he said.

Sharon is one lucky lady, isn’t she?