Strange Priorities… New Mum Snooki Shares Her New Year’s Resolutions

So, your priorities as a mum Snooki?

They’ve changed, that’s for sure, but are they her son?

The reality star has a long, very long list of New Year’s resolutions for 2013 and shared them all with her fans in a video.

The Jersey Shore star shared her wishes for the Happy New Year in the video that was a dedication to her four-month-old baby boy, Lorenzo.

The 25-year-old also took a stab at all those bad-mouthing people who say “nasty things” about her on Twitter.

“So I've been thinking about my New Year's resolutions,” she said.

“You ask people all the time and they say, "lose weight, make money, be a better person, blah, blah, blah" and that's exactly my resolution every single year.

“I want to make money, I want to be a better person, and I feel like I try to accomplish that but this year it's a must.

“My second resolution is to make Lorenzo the happiest baby ever, be his best friend and the best mom he can ever have.”

Ah, there he is…

“I just always want to be there for Lorenzo, and I am, and make sure that he knows that his parents are there for him and his family loves him very much. Obviously our main priority is Lorenzo.

“My other resolution is to always keep happy, always look at the good side. I'm very optimistic and obviously I have a lot of people out there who don't like me but I'm okay with it.

“Everyone's entitled to their opinions but there are people saying nasty things about me... Talk about me all you like but talk about my family and that's when I'll come over there and rip your eyeballs out.

“My other resolution is stay positive and don't get angry about all the people talking bad about your family, always look at the bright side, always laugh, live life to the fullest. Be a happy person because when you're a happy person it reflects on other people.”

Snooki concluded her two minutes and 37 second ramble by blowing a kiss to her fans, saying, “I would like to hear what you guys’ resolutions are. Love you.”