Excuse me? Thomas Markle is planning to launch his own clothing line

I mean...

Just when you think the Thomas Markle scenario can't get any weirder... BAM. Fashion by Thomas. It has been reported by Page Six  that Meghan's half-sister Samantha tweeted about his plans on her private Twitter. “So excited about my father’s new #clothing line for men!. Will keep you posted!” You couldn't make this shit up! However, like all things Samantha says, we should probably take it with a pinch of salt. She's not exactly the most stand-up member of society, in fairness. This news comes just days after Thomas promised to stop speaking to the media. I wonder if he will use all his new-found spare time to focus on his #fashion?