Amber Heard WHAT?
Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are in a bit of a pickle after they tried to smuggle a few dogs into Australia. In fairness, who among us HASN'T decided we were above the law and attempted to illegally bring our ridiculously named pooches, Pistol and Boo, on a quick tour down under?
Bizarrely, the pair appear to have been held at gunpoint and forced to record a
video of themselves reading a few mournful and heavily-edited words into a laptop webcam. For two actors, they have done an appalling job at seeming DISTRAUGHT.
I'm simply not buying what they are selling here. They look awkward and as an internationally recognised mind reader, I am prepared to share their inner monologues as the video was being recorded:
Nice try, Depp-Heards. We'll see you on next season's
Nothing To Declare. In the meantime, try adding 'Acting like we're above the law' to your respective CVs. Scum.
Unedited video via
YouTube. 
