We’d Give Him One… Happy Birthday Tommy Bowe

Oh, how we love celebrating an international rugby player’s birthday…

Even if he is still one year from the big “Three Oh”, it’s an excuse to flick through some more-than-impressive photos of the oh-so-lovely Tommy Bowe.

But this isn’t just for our own benefit. We’ve also gathered some present ideas for the Monaghan man’s 29^th.

We’re here all day Tommy, call in and collect whenever…

The Five Birthday Presents We Would Give Tommy Bowe If He Would Call In Today

1. Baby oil and an edible thong. We don’t mind what he does with them just so long as we’re involved…

2. A weekend away. The best presents are the ones when the “giver” gets something out of it too.

3. Book of coupons. We would write these coupons ourselves and, excuse me, of course they wouldn’t all have to be sexually suggestive.

4. A private gym. This would probably require a bit of cash-pooling and maybe more than one loan, but the benefits of a private gym where we could monitor Bowe’s progress and provide him with encouragement would be immeasurable, for him…

5. A bottle of champers. Nobody can say no to a bottle of champagne. We’d pop the bottle Sunday evening when Tommy makes his documentary debut on RTE One. Tommy Bowe’s Bodycheck kicks off at 9:30pm… Check out the trailer here.