We wouldn’t normally advise anyone to be quiet but sometimes we just think Katie Price ought to think about what she says before she says it.

In fact we think the model-turned-author should always do it because in the past she has come out with some gems. By the way, when we say gems we really mean howlers.

Without further ado, here are eight of her most memorable quotes (and no, they’re not memorable for a good reason)…

1. “If I want to carry on frying like a piece of bacon I will.”

This was her attempt at defending her decision to go to a sunbed salon while pregnant. Note we said “attempt.”

2. “You’re a heffer Kelly (Brook), but still a hot one.”

Nice Katie. Real nice.

 

3. “Men seem to think that Page 3 girls are only interested in money. Money doesn’t impress me at all. Not in the slightest.”

So that’s why you’ve done umpteen reality shows and continue to write books?

4. “I’ve kept out of the press, believe it or not, for the past three years.”

We don’t believe it.

5. “It’s come as a shock… The baby wasn’t part of our plan at this stage.”

We'll hand it to her, she's honest. But some things really are just better left unsaid.

6. “The thing with me and Leo (Leandro Penna), it was all a sham really because he should never have come back.”

And she wonders why some people don’t believe her relationships are real.

7. “I’m desperate to start a career in music.”

We’re desperate for you to give up that dream.

8. “I’m a rich chav.”

Sorry Katie, we thought you said you didn’t care about money.