While the winners of this year’s Oscars will be skipping home with the coveted gold statue, it’s not too shabby being a loser in any of the awards’ biggest categories either. It has been reported that nominees in the major categories who don’t bag the main gong will be heading home with an “Everyone Wins At The Oscars” gift bag to the value of $125,000. According to US Weekly, items inside will include vouchers for a sex enhancement procedure such as the O-Shot (Orgasm Shot) or another procedure of the star’s choice to the value of $5,000. They will also walk out with the new Afterglow Pulsewave Vibrator, luxury condoms worth $56 a packet, a 'glamping' adventure worth $12,500, a year’s worth of Audi rentals, custom-designed furniture worth $25,000 along with a gift certificate to the tune of $20,000 for a meeting with Olessia Kantor who will discuss their horoscopes and dreams. A necklace with the coordinates of the venue will also be inside the bag - just in case anyone gets lost of course. On top of all that the bag, which will be handed out by Distinctive Assets, will also include a train trek through the Rocky Mountains, a lifestyle make over and a custom candy buffet along with much, much more. That’s some consolation prize!