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Published 20:00 25 Apr 2015 BST
Updated 13:05 11 Jun 2015 BST

This isn't how we introduce ourselves.
That's WAY too small a cup for tea.
Translation: "I'm in love with a jerk."
You always notice when it's raining in Ireland.
And you never stop to kiss in it.
We definitely would have laughed.
There's no way we'd put THAT on our heads.
Irish translation: "Here, I'm away!"
The last two words would have been sufficient.

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