You is back on Netflix today.
Yes, Joe Goldberg has moved to LA, taken up the name Will Bettleheim, and - it's fairly safe to say - will be bringing murder, mayhem and chaos with him to the west coast.
Even if he is keen to have a fresh start.
The 10-episode second seasons means there is 10 more hours of Joe as he...well, does what he does.
Here are 100 (spoiler-free) thoughts I had while watching 10 straight hours of You.
- OK, here we go. Wonder if it's going to be less murder-y than last season.
- Joe's talking about the need for a 'fresh start' - definitely can't be a good thing for, well, anyone.
- Hey! Nice little nod to all of Joe's victim's from lsat year.
- Yeah, OK, that got dark really fast. No wonder he left for Los Angeles.
- I really hope Candace stirs shit up this season.
- ...and that Ellie doesn't turn into the new Paco.
- 'Do you think this peach looks like a butt?' Well, that's one way to break the ice.
- I'm actually kind of liking Love and Joe together. Which means that it's probably not going to end well....nah, it definitely mea fns that.
- Oh. Wow. Okay, this was not what I was expecting from either of them.
- Oooooor that. Definitely wasn't expecting that.
- Ohhh, that celebrity's definitely going to be important.
- Wait, was that who it looked like? Or is he just really crazy?
- Probably a bit of both, lets be real.
- This episode needs more Forty and Joe playing off each other.
- OHMYGOD, did they just - nononononononono.
- This isn't going to end well for anyone, is it?
- Aw, Love, no, don't do it. Just leave. Please, just leave.
- Hiya Beck. Go stir some shit up.
- Well, this montage isn't bizarre at all...
- Love, seriously, run.
- He's determined to keep things platonic. Maybe this will be OK after all.
- Oh, wait, no. Nevermind.
- Kinda harsh on Love Actually.
- Ellie's going to turn out to be the new Paco, isn't she? Damnit.
- Well, that escalated quickly.
- Awww, Forty trying to be protective of Love. Cute.
- YES Love, you tell him. ??
- Oh...wow. Yeah, this is really not going to end well for him.
- ....that was really brutal to watch. Poor Forty.
- Oh, well, guess that was bound to happen at some point.
- Oh. Ohnononononono.
- Wait, what's with the robot vacuum?
- Ah, I...would actually kind of agree with Joe on that after that discovery.
- Sneak meet-the-freinds attack. Well played, Love.
- Aw, Forty.
- These flashbacks are brutal.
- Well, Joe's definitely getting more creative this time around...
- Ah, that's why there's the robot vacuum cleaner.
- I wouldn't really call that a 'setback', Joe.
- I mean, at least he did something good?
- Oooh, more flashbacks. At least that'll hopefully fill in some blanks.
- This whole anniversary thing sounds like something out of a horror movie.
- Okay, well that definitely explains why she's so pissed off.
- Oh, is that what we're calling 'fate' now?
- Seriously, this feels like it should be an actual horror movie. And nobody's even died.
- Ellie, put those back. Don't do anything stupid and put those back.
- Joe, this is probably the point to shut up.
- Oh shit.
- Delilah and Ellie, that's such a bad idea.
- These flashbacks are actually pretty helpful.
- Totems? Really?
- This 'wolf you' thing is going to get really annoying...
- Ellie, please stay away. This isn't going to end well.
- And that's not gonna end well either, Forty.
- Is this the episode where everyone just makes really, really bad decisions or something?
- Yeah, it's definitely the bad decisions episode.
- Oooh, and the truth finally comes out. That's...yeah, also a bad decision.
- Well, this took a really unexpected turn.
- It is definitely not less murdery than last season. There's no way that that's the truth.
- Everything about that ending is a bad decision. A really, really bad decision.
- Ah, are they the Karen Minty of s2?
- Oh god, watching them explain dating apps to Joe is painful. ?
- '10 Dating Apps for People Who Hate Dating Apps'. Good shout, Ellie.
- Oh, Milo, you better turn around. Or just take better notice of your surroundings.
- I mean, at least he's getting the help he needs? Kind of, anyways.
- OH GOD, poor Delilah. That's not what you want when you deliver news of any kind.
- Back to being the bad decision episode, I see.
- Forty swooping in to save the day - several times, it seems.
- Stop digging. This really won't end well.
- Run. Please. Get away from him before something bad....oh.
- No, don't encourage them to work things out. No.
- Wait, woah, what's going on? Is this a Joe's-done-bad or a Forty's-done-bad kind of thing?
- Ah, guess that settles it.
- Annnnd now someone else had been dragged into it.
- That is a helluva way to make an exit form a room. Well played.
- Oh no, Forty. Nononono. Don't do that.
- That's probably going to lead to a massive disaster. Nah, actually, it's definitely going to.
- Oh, Love. Probably best to stay away from him at the moment.
- ....where did that blood come from?
- SURELY he's going to make it in time...right?
- Yep, a lot more murdery than last season.
- Definitely don't think this was Joe's doing, for once.
- OK, she clearly knows, so if someone could just be honest...
- Oh, no, put the phone down. Stop digging. This cannot - and lets be real, will not - end well for you.
- Well, this' an unexpected turn of events.
- Did she just...wait...wow, they really went there.
- At least that's the truth for once.
- What's even happening.
- This is taking things to a whole new level.
- ...oh, wow.
- I'm so lost as to what's going on, but I kind of love it.
- Every time someone tells the truth on this show, it just seems to bring a whole new disaster.
- Oh, this explains so much about the rest of the season.
- Wait, they're not actually going to - oh...oh, yeah, guess they are...shit.
- Well, that's going to end up changing things.
- Aw, no.
- This won't last long. No way.
- Neither will those wishes.
- I really hope there's going to be a third season. Especially after an ending like that.
- Time to go find some cute puppy videos on YouTube or something. Definitely need a brain cleanse.
