100 thoughts I had while watching 10 straight hours of season two of You

You is back on Netflix today.

Yes, Joe Goldberg has moved to LA, taken up the name Will Bettleheim, and – it’s fairly safe to say – will be bringing murder, mayhem and chaos with him to the west coast.

Even if he is keen to have a fresh start.

The 10-episode second seasons means there is 10 more hours of Joe as he…well, does what he does.

Here are 100 (spoiler-free) thoughts I had while watching 10 straight hours of You. 

1. OK, here we go. Wonder if it’s going to be less murder-y than last season.
2. Joe’s talking about the need for a ‘fresh start’ – definitely can’t be a good thing for, well, anyone.
3. Hey! Nice little nod to all of Joe’s victim’s from lsat year.
4. Yeah, OK, that got dark really fast. No wonder he left for Los Angeles.
5. I really hope Candace stirs shit up this season.
6. …and that Ellie doesn’t turn into the new Paco.
7. ‘Do you think this peach looks like a butt?’ Well, that’s one way to break the ice.
8. I’m actually kind of liking Love and Joe together. Which means that it’s probably not going to end well….nah, it definitely mea fns that.
9. Oh. Wow. Okay, this was not what I was expecting from either of them.
10. Oooooor that. Definitely wasn’t expecting that.

1. Ohhh, that celebrity’s definitely going to be important.
2. Wait, was that who it looked like? Or is he just really crazy?
3. Probably a bit of both, lets be real.
4. This episode needs more Forty and Joe playing off each other.
5. OHMYGOD, did they just – nononononononono.
6. This isn’t going to end well for anyone, is it?
7. Aw, Love, no, don’t do it. Just leave. Please, just leave.
8. Hiya Beck. Go stir some shit up.
9. Well, this montage isn’t bizarre at all…
10. Love, seriously, run. 

1. He’s determined to keep things platonic. Maybe this will be OK after all.
2. Oh, wait, no. Nevermind.
3. Kinda harsh on Love Actually. 
4. Ellie’s going to turn out to be the new Paco, isn’t she? Damnit.
5. Well, that escalated quickly.
6. Awww, Forty trying to be protective of Love. Cute.
7. YES Love, you tell him. ??
8. Oh…wow. Yeah, this is really not going to end well for him.
9. ….that was really brutal to watch. Poor Forty.
10. Oh, well, guess that was bound to happen at some point.

1. Oh. Ohnononononono.
2. Wait, what’s with the robot vacuum?
3. Ah, I…would actually kind of agree with Joe on that after that discovery.
4. Sneak meet-the-freinds attack. Well played, Love.
5. Aw, Forty.
6. These flashbacks are brutal. 
7. Well, Joe’s definitely getting more creative this time around…
8. Ah, that’s why there’s the robot vacuum cleaner.
9. I wouldn’t really call that a ‘setback’, Joe.
10. I mean, at least he did something good?

1. Oooh, more flashbacks. At least that’ll hopefully fill in some blanks.
2. This whole anniversary thing sounds like something out of a horror movie.
3. Okay, well that definitely explains why she’s so pissed off.
4. Oh, is that what we’re calling ‘fate’ now?
5. Seriously, this feels like it should be an actual horror movie. And nobody’s even died.
6. Ellie, put those back. Don’t do anything stupid and put those back. 
7. Joe, this is probably the point to shut up.
8. Oh shit. 
9. Delilah and Ellie, that’s such a bad idea.
10. These flashbacks are actually pretty helpful.

1. Totems? Really?
2. This ‘wolf you’ thing is going to get really annoying…
3. Ellie, please stay away. This isn’t going to end well.
4. And that’s not gonna end well either, Forty.
5. Is this the episode where everyone just makes really, really bad decisions or something?
6. Yeah, it’s definitely the bad decisions episode.
7. Oooh, and the truth finally comes out. That’s…yeah, also a bad decision.
8. Well, this took a really unexpected turn.
9. It is definitely not less murdery than last season. There’s no way that that’s the truth.
10. Everything about that ending is a bad decision. A really, really bad decision.

1. Ah, are they the Karen Minty of s2?
2. Oh god, watching them explain dating apps to Joe is painful. ?
3. ’10 Dating Apps for People Who Hate Dating Apps’. Good shout, Ellie.
4. Oh, Milo, you better turn around. Or just take better notice of your surroundings.
5. I mean, at least he’s getting the help he needs? Kind of, anyways.
6. OH GOD, poor Delilah. That’s not what you want when you deliver news of any kind.
7. Back to being the bad decision episode, I see.
8. Forty swooping in to save the day – several times, it seems.
9. Stop digging. This really won’t end well.
10. Run. Please. Get away from him before something bad….oh.

1. No, don’t encourage them to work things out. No. 
2. Wait, woah, what’s going on? Is this a Joe’s-done-bad or a Forty’s-done-bad kind of thing?
3. Ah, guess that settles it.
4. Annnnd now someone else had been dragged into it.
5. That is a helluva way to make an exit form a room. Well played.
6. Oh no, Forty. Nononono. Don’t do that.
7. That’s probably going to lead to a massive disaster. Nah, actually, it’s definitely going to.
8. Oh, Love. Probably best to stay away from him at the moment.
9. ….where did that blood come from?
10. SURELY he’s going to make it in time…right?

1. Yep, a lot more murdery than last season.
2. Definitely don’t think this was Joe’s doing, for once.
3. OK, she clearly knows, so if someone could just be honest…
4. Oh, no, put the phone down. Stop digging. This cannot – and lets be real, will not – end well for you.
5. Well, this’ an unexpected turn of events.
6. Did she just…wait…wow, they really went there.
7. At least that’s the truth for once.
8. What’s even happening.
9. This is taking things to a whole new level.
10. …oh, wow.

1. I’m so lost as to what’s going on, but I kind of love it.
2. Every time someone tells the truth on this show, it just seems to bring a whole new disaster.
3. Oh, this explains so much about the rest of the season.
4. Wait, they’re not actually going to – oh…oh, yeah, guess they are…shit.
5. Well, that’s going to end up changing things.
6. Aw, no.
7. This won’t last long. No way.
8. Neither will those wishes.
9. I really hope there’s going to be a third season. Especially after an ending like that.
10. Time to go find some cute puppy videos on YouTube or something. Definitely need a brain cleanse.