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Published 20:00 9 May 2015 BST
Updated 13:05 11 Jun 2015 BST

2. This isn't exactly our idea of foreplay.
3. We're not sure we'd be this gracious. Actually, we definitely wouldn't be.
4. Interesting small talk.
5. We don't talk about emotions.
6. C'mon Summer, there's a thing called playing hard to get.
7. We're hopeless romantics. Love is real.
8. We draw the line at walking to the shop in our pyjamas.
9. Never heard a Valentine's Day poem like this one...
10. Don't agree, we love having the bants with everyone.
11. Don't play the Wii if you're not going to give it your full attention.
12. Second chances? Never.
Honourable mention...
Think we've all screamed "Penis!" at the top of our lungs at some stage.
