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16th July 2019
05:44pm BST

2. Slushies are now one of our five-a-day
No, really. Listen
For some reason, there has been a 300 percent increase in slushie sales since Love Island 2019 began.
The proof? Circle K have crunched the stats and they've seen this considerable (and bizarre) increase in their Froster slushie sales in June compared to the month before.
The majority of their slushies are also being sold at 8.30pm each night, right before the show starts.
The public gagging for frozen, brightly coloured beverages, clearly.
3. We can't stop pulling people for chats
Got a problem in work? Pull your boss for a chat.
Want to dump your gaslighting boyfriend? Pull him for a chat.
Been taxed too much this month? Pull Revenue for a chat.
It's not a conversation anymore. It's not a discussion. It's not a deep, intense exchange where you share your deepest, darkest feelings for someone.
It's a chat. That's it.
4. Receiving a text has never been so exciting
"I'VE GOT A TEEEEEXT... message."
It could be our da texting to tell us that our thrush is back and it doesn't matter, we'd still be excited to receive the news.
This show has ruined us.
5. The word 'childish' has lost all meaning
CHALDISH.
or IMMATUUUR.
Take your pick, Michael has shouted them enough over the past seven weeks.
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