Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston ‘reconnect’ as he apologises

Girl, no.

It's been reported that Brad Pitt has made amends with his ex Jennifer Aniston, whom he separated from 12 years ago. "He’s been determined to apologise for everything he put her through, and that’s exactly what he did," a source told In Touch. "He apologised to Jen for being an absentee husband, for being stoned and bored much of the time. He also made amends for leaving her Angelina. “It was the most intimate conversation Brad and Jen have ever had," the source continued. "Jen was overcome with emotion. All the hurt feelings and resentment she’d suppressed for years came flooding to the surface, and she broke down in tears." The conversation "opened the door to whole new era of good feeling between exes," they added. *Eye-roll* We like to take these things with a pinch of salt, but really? We're pretty sure our girl Jen has completely moved on but she doesn't need to entertain this. If a friend's ex comes sniffing around causing trouble, we don't take to kindly to it and we kind of feel the same here. Another move like this from you, Brad, and we'll be right over to hers to block you from her phone - don't think we won't.