Harrowing.

If you've ever come face-to-face with a snake, you'll know how terrifying they can be. They're slimy, they're scaley, their behaviour is totally unacceptable and they have absolutely no respect for your feelings and they never will. Oh, and the animal kind can be pretty unnerving too. As we are all well and truly aware, there have been plenty of snakes roaming around the Love Island villa this past month and a half. Georgia is one. Megan is another. Wes was one for a bit and so was Josh but now the two of them seem to have levelled off a bit so we'll give them a pass. This week though, contestants in the villa came face-to-face with the biggest and most terrifying snake they had ever seen in real life. And no, it wasn't the return of Adam Collard. The snake appeared during the week in the villa's decking area and was addressed during last night's Weekly Hotlist. The snake was spotted slithering around near where the islanders eat most of their food. Sources at the scene have revealed the snake was saying, "Am not gonna lie like, but I am attracted to her." JK JK, it wasn't. The snake wasn't saying anything because it can't form words but it was, however, sliding around the gaff and looking pretty menacing. Love Island voiceover guy Iain Stirling joked that the snake was Wes's penis, which is a good joke, but the snake being Adam Collard is better. The snake hung around for a bit before some lads showed up to move it along from the villa. All was well.