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No, Maura.

Just no. The preview for tonight's episode of Love Island has, officially, shaken every single one of us to the very core. Not only are Curtis and Amy actively en route to never speaking again as he continues to tell her that he doesn't feel any sort of romantic connection between them (harsh), but Maura has also apparently decided that she wants a bit of the action. The Curtis action. For real. Tonight's episode will see the pair have a bit of a chat in the kitchen, when a white feather lands beside them. “They say that a white feather is an angel close-by trying to tell you something. Have you not heard about that?” Maura asks him. Curtis replies: “Continue. Elaborate.” Maura says: “It means something.” Curtis says: “I wonder what it means.” Maura says: “We might not ever know." What the fuck, lads. Later on, during a conversation with Lucie, Maura admits that she does, indeed, fancy the ballroom dancer and that she even wants him to teach her how to dance. “He’s obviously gorgeous. He’s very manly and I love that. He’s funny," she says. "He’s the whole package for me.” “I had a chat with him today in the kitchen," she later says in the Beach Hut. "If he wants a shoulder to cry on, I’ll be here!” Honestly, girl. Don't. Love Island continues tonight at 9pm on Virgin Media Two.