I JUST TOOK A DNA TEST, TURNS OUT I'M ONE HUNDRED PERCENT not going to this gig because it sold out so fast.

Great. Lizzo is playing a gig in Dublin later this year. It's in the Olympia Theatre, so naturally it's going to be small and intimate and probably fucking incredible, tbh. However, with small venues come a serious lack of tickets and seeing as everyone and their ma was looking for a way to attend this event, it was always fairly likely that it was going to sell out fast. But it actually sold out at lightning speed and we, like everybody else in the country, are fairly devastated. https://twitter.com/greeneggs_/status/1149605879240523776 https://twitter.com/slimethot/status/1149606510869090304 https://twitter.com/thisisedward/status/1149613812414238720 https://twitter.com/Ciaraioch/status/1149605180884697088 https://twitter.com/Scarlet4UrMa/status/1149620074434613250 Same, yeah. Absolute same. Word on the street (Twitter) is that tickets for the gig are currently being sold at over three times the price - for upper circle seats nonetheless. So if you want to pay an extortionate price to see the top of the 'Truth Hurts' singer's head, work away. For the rest of us though, we will simply have to blast Lizzo bangers on repeat from the comfort of our own homes. Sobbing violently.