These are hilarious.

When going about our daily lives, you really never know what you might overhear. At the bus stop, in the Luas, around the office at work... sometimes people just utter sentences that make you think 'WTF?'. Well, you're not alone, so much so that loads of people are tweeting about things they overhear... and it's suitably brilliant:

Overheard on the playground...

Michael: I’m the boss of the race. I decide who can race and who can’t. Manny: Your pants are on backwards. ??? #savage — JulieHC (@peachyrunner72) April 13, 2018

overheard phone conversation: "she's gone to france.

*pause* france. *pause* y'know, where french people live." — muddy (@muddyboue) April 14, 2018

just overheard someone at work say “I was seriously considering going to the gym this afternoon but I might leave it and get a 20 chicken nugget box instead” and I felt that deep down

— Ben Ritchie (@ben_ritchie3) April 13, 2018

*overheard behind me on a plane* Dad: “you’re getting potato chips in Abigail’s hair” 6ish year old son: “calm down Kenneth”

— Aaron Chewning (@AaronChewning) April 11, 2018

I overheard two girls talking and one said "get your life together" and the other said "it was together till you messed it up" and I have to say that's a mood

— Jubilee Blaisdell (@JubileeBlais) April 12, 2018

A girl in my class was talking about how her boyfriend broke up with her & my prof overheard & with the straightest face said “make him suffer”

— Bailey Ireland (@bakaireland) April 9, 2018

Overheard at Belton: “How old are you? Four-and-a-half? I’m four-and-half. It’s hard sometimes, but you can’t really tell anyone that, they don’t understand.” #relatable

— Tilly Berendt (@TillyBerendt) April 13, 2018

*things overheard at the gym*

“im not going to coachella this year but im going to dress up like I am and watch some live streams” — RyansAverageLife (@RyanAbe) April 13, 2018

Overheard a guy tell his gf that he thinks he needs some space and she goes ‘wtf are you an astronaut or something, no’ LAAMAO

— Sam Pham (@SamLDPham) April 10, 2018

Overheard between two cloakroom employees at the Brooklyn Museum: "You know, it's been a real Trump of a day." I would like to spread and encourage this usage.

— Catherynne Valente (@catvalente) April 14, 2018

*Overheard from the playground at the daycare across the street* Girl: “Give me back my bubbles!” Boy: “But I want to play with them!” Girl: “But they’re mine! Don’t make me pee on you.” Boy: “You wouldn’t!” Judging by the bloodcurdling scream that ensued... she would.

— Brant Adams (@Brantadams46) April 5, 2018