EXPOSED: Bunty magazine covers raise a lot of unanswered questions

The name 'Bunty' is deeply funny to say repeatedly.

I never read Bunty because I was very much against the British rule as a child. Luckily, my sister had no regard for our nation's sovereignty and used to wolf into the magazines and annuals frequently. I always found the covers of Bunty deeply fascinating, even from a young age. Looking back on them now, they're even worse. What in the name of Christ were the writers thinking?

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Few quick points here: - Why is the teddy bear in the front seat? - Where is his seatbelt? - Why are the couple getting a taxi to their wedding? - Why does the groom have a rabbit tail on his jacket lapel? - Why doesn't the taxi driver have her eyes on the road? - Why does the teddy bear look like he's seen unspeakable things? Is that why he is wearing a good luck sash?  

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- Are we not supposed to notice that the last girl isn't illustrated? - Why isn't the first girl peeling the monkey nuts before giving them to the squirrel? - Why is the sailor girl using a piece of bamboo as a telescope? - Why is the skiing girl's pole breaking the frame and what is she celebrating? - What is the real girl fist pumping to? Perhaps the fact that she is not illustrated?   [Image via Pinterest] - Sorry, WHAT is going on here? - Why are they insulting our intelligence and suggesting that this is the real Humpty Dumpty? - Why is the paramedic smiling and giving a thumbs-up when a life is at risk? - Why did they affix the bandage so the mask is doing a creepy wink? - WHAT IN THE WORLD KIND OF PUN IS HUMPTY BUNTY?  

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- Why was there an entire cake sitting haphazardly on a blanket? - Where did the goat come from? - Does this lady not understand how a hammock works? - Was a suitcase really the most convenient item to prop the radio up with? - How in is one supposedly unaware of the presence of a William goat?