Dating in 2017 can be a tricky thing.
But even with all the breadcrumbing, kittenfishing and PowerPoint presentations, most of us wouldn’t dream of going on two dates in one evening.
One guy decided to test his luck this week when he lined up six potential dates for one night.
But the ladies quickly copped on to his plan for the evening, and decided to band together John Tucker Must Die style.
It all began when Twitter user Lisette Pylant went on a date with a guy that her friends set her up with on her birthday.
And things got strange. Fast.
Her pal, who worked behind the bar, warned her the guy was a waste of time – but we don’t think anybody was actually expecting this…
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After 45 minutes, another girl walks into the bar – and it turns out that Lisette’s date has double booked.
But it doesn’t end there.
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The young man was left solo after the girls decided to move on to another bar to hang out with each other.
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And just when they thought it was all over…in walks date #4.
https://twitter.com/LisettePylant/status/894711077216407552
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But it doesn’t take long before the group starts growing before they even had the chance to meet the faux Romeo.
And that’s when the tables really turn on the serial dater.
https://twitter.com/LisettePylant/status/894722747762397188
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Lisette then explained that she ran into the mystery man when she left the bar for a moment to go make a call.
He tried to tell her that she was the “only one he wants to go get to know” but that she should “tell him to just f**k off”.
Lisette told the wannabe lothario “there’s a difference between being efficient and being an a**hole”.
The man replied: “Well, I’m a project manager. I manage my time efficiently.”
Lisette tried to explain to him that it’s difficult to know if you like someone in 40 minutes if you have five dates lined up – but the man wasn’t having any of it.
She continued to let her Twitter followers in on what was going on with the rest of the night.
https://twitter.com/LisettePylant/status/894734062270783488
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He had his “explanations” ready for his dates – but they (thankfully) weren’t having any of it.
https://twitter.com/LisettePylant/status/894740774386053120
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The new group of pals spent the rest of the night celebrating their newfound friendships – thinking it was the end of the story.
https://twitter.com/LisettePylant/status/894746299571949569
Oh, wait. Looks like he wasn’t ready to throw in the towel just yet…
https://twitter.com/LisettePylant/status/894757135774490626
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Featured image via Lisette Pylant’s Twitter.
