Everyone wants to be stinking rich.

It's quite a simple fact of life. Even though money can't buy happiness, it can buy a new DJI Mavic Pro drone, and it's much nicer to look at yourself crying from 43ft in the sky than at eye level in the mirror. As we've seen, science has proven that there is a direct correlation between your name and whether you are likely to be single or a cheater. Latest developments from the British Institute of Linguistics Laboratory (BULL) have shown that you can accurately predict who is likely to be a millionaire, based solely on their name. We are choosing to take this information with pinch of salt. If your name matches any of those below, it's entirely possible that you might become a millionaire.

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Female Kate Isagoodsaver Sarah Willmarrywell Róisín Hasalawsuitcomingup Mary Playsthelotto Rebecca Gamblesalot Fiona Isgoingondragonsden Emma Workshardplayssoft Lucy Hasrobbedabank Siobhán Bankheist Niamh Taxevader Aoife Daddysrich Claire Wolfofwallstreet   Male Brian Inventedfacebook Seán Conman Neil Stillhashiscommunionmoney Colm Isverytight Barry Screwingthegovernment Simon Doctorshisbankstatements Alan Veryhardworker Rob Riggedthecommunitylotto John Hasasolidinheritancecoming Darragh Stealsfromthetrocairebox Liam Stealsfromhisgranny Mark Zuckerberg