Some breaking nudes this morning.
While you were sleeping, Orlando Bloom decided to cause a meltdown on Twitter by letting it all hang out while on holiday with girlfriend Katy Perry.
The Pirates Of The Caribbean star was snapped in the nude while paddling a surfboard with pop star Perry at the beach in Sardinia on Tuesday.
THE DAILY STAR FRONT PAGE: "Blooming oarsome Orlando" #skypapers pic.twitter.com/YrwMX2IX0p
— Sky News (@SkyNews) August 3, 2016
What more do you need to know, to be fair? Oh yeah, Katy has a new single out this week called ‘Rise’, which you can apply to this story in your own filthy minds if you so wish.
out here lookin for those uncensored pics of Orlando Bloom like pic.twitter.com/b9b42EIxQQ
— ian 😀 (@ianspencer95) August 3, 2016
This was the social media reaction to the Orlando-in-full-Bloom story basically summed up:
*sees Orlando Bloom trending*
*clicks on the trend* pic.twitter.com/n7TESl8TtK
— The Late Late Show with James Corden (@latelateshow) August 3, 2016
But the more specific reaction was as follows:
People noticed the, erm, shadow apparently cast by Orlando’s…oar:
Orlando Bloom's shadow…oh my
— 𝚂𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕🌻 (@Fawn_Liebowitz) August 3, 2016
https://twitter.com/lkwrnr/status/761098318369820672
Although the more pertinent question is probably:
https://twitter.com/Christian_Zamo/status/760922116212436993
And now lots of people are like…
Waiting for those uncensored Orlando Bloom nudes like pic.twitter.com/dWemrVMVY6
— I Blame Hollywood (@IBH_UK) August 3, 2016
https://twitter.com/90sGwen/status/760929078232899584
