Edible perfume exists so now you’ve an excuse to lick yourself

Delicious.

Perfume is a decent enough gift for any occasion. Mate's birthday? Get them some perfume. Mam's wedding anniversary? Get her some perfume. Horrific day at the office which included you taking you taking an accidental pay cut and falling down the stairs in front of your boss? Get yourself some perfume. The only way that perfume could be made any more decent is if you could eat it. Yes, it is. The only way. Having perfume that you can lick off of your own body is the dream and we won't have it any other way. Or, you know, you can lick it off someone else's body. Whatever you want. The perfume in question is from Smith & Sinclair. It's a watermelon and citrus flavour and can either be sprayed directly onto the body and licked off or spritzed into a cocktail to give it a bit of a summer vibe. Whichever's easiest, tbh. If you weren't at all sold on the whole idea of this perfume yet though, the price might just be enough to sway you because it'll only set you back €24.00 excluding shipping. Compare that to a standard bottle of perfume and yeah, it's fairly cheap. And can you eat standard perfume? No, you cannot.