Cheating, am I right?
Whether it’s a game of Scrabble or a five year relationship, you just can’t help but feel sad at the thought of it. Some people get angry, others seek revenge, with roughly 1 in 35m people admitting to putting regular milk into an ex’s low fat milk carton.
There are many ways to determine if your other half is likely to cheat. They might always insist on being the banker in Monopoly (CODE RED!) or invite their other partner over to the house a lot for Tiramisu.
We conducted some research and have found the names of those most likely to cheat. If your name or your significant other’s name matches any of these, be vigilant.
Male
Brian Cheatingscum
Darren Ledastray
Gavin Adulterer
James Unfaithful
Kevin Isacheat
Mark Lyingprick
Paul Playsaround
Rob Norespectforwomen
Jay Z
Simon Wouldrideanything
Tom Promiscuouspenis
William Willcheat
Female
Alison Wooloveryoureyes
Claire Gonnabreakyourheart
Hayley Doesntlikemonogamy
Jennifer Hasfiveboyfriends
Lisa Ischeatingonyou
Niamh Fancieseveryone
Orla Tellslies
Rachel Cheater
Sarah Justhavingalaugh
Tara Twotimer
Biddy from Glenroe
Yvonne Havinganaffair
