Unicorn toilet paper is here to bring an extra bit of sparkle to your toilet routine
There are a couple of things in this world that we all must do without question.
Pay our taxes is one. Drink at least two litres of water a day is another. And wiping yourself after you use the toilet is another.
It's just good manners, really.
And while the whole concept of giving yourself a bit of a clean after you pass substances is a fairly standard affair - nothing new or exciting there - it turns out that the whole experience could actually be a whole lot more... magical.
Because unicorn toilet paper exists and it's bringing an extra it of sparkle to your toilet routine.
Does the toilet paper shed glitter as you wipe? you cry.
Does each sheet include a small horn that deeply massages the spot you're wiping? you ponder.
Or does the toilet paper simply exude a sense of wonder, beauty, and glory that you wouldn't normally find with another standard loo roll?
Honestly, it's a solid no to all of the above but it does have pretty pictures of unicorns wandering through the clouds on it so, you know, cute enough.
The toilet paper is being sold online by the guys over at Peacocks for a cool £2.80 or €3.20 per roll.
It's described as novelty, but to be honest, we'd be absolutely into using this bad boy every single day of our lives.
Enough to brighten any early morning bathroom trip.