The only thing worse than a full time bad bastard is a part time mad bastard.
Folks, mad bastards walk among us. They are just like you and I, except they might hold off paying their television licence until the last minute, or even eat a yoghurt two days after the expiry date.
If you’re concerned that you might be a mad bastard, or simply need confirmation that you are indeed the maddest bastard of them all, take the quiz below to finally put your mind at ease.
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