We don’t want to think about that right now, Amber.
Jack and Dani won Love Island last night.
In the least surprising thing to have ever happened on television since Lost became unconsumable for the average viewer, Jani emerged from the villa victorious, shared their 50k winnings, and rode off into the sunset.
No literally, they did – because according to the pair’s awkward gigglings during their interview with Caroline Flack, Jack and Dani planned to have their very first ride last night once the cameras were off them.
Fair play lads, you deserve it.
Despite this though, Amber Davies doesn’t seem all that convinced that the nation’s new favourite couple are going to last.
In fact, the former Love Island winner has even taken it upon herself to give the pair some advice should they immediately discover they’re not meant to be together.
Grim, enough.
She told The Sun:
“Kem and I realised we weren’t meant to be after just one week of the series ending. But I thought by splitting up I was going to break the nation’s hearts and he felt the same.
“If they do reach a point where they want to split then they mustn’t stay with each other just to please other people or their fans.”
We dread the thought.
Amber went on to say that she thought it was “lovely” that Jack and Dani didn’t have sex on the show, but that she worried their sexual compatibility (or potential lack, thereof), might affect their relationship.
She went on:
“Sex is a big deal in a relationship. It is so organic and lovely the way the way they have fallen in love without sex, but it may be make or break for them.
“I bet there’s a lot of sexual tension between them. It will have been such a build up after eight weeks and they’re just waiting for this intimate moment.
“Poor Jack needs to deliver and it will probably be over in seconds.”
Alright girl, rein it in.
