The question is: will he do the salmon?
Love Island has been over for a few weeks now.
During that time, plenty of things have happened.
Greg O’Shea has come back to Ireland. Amber Gill has landed herself a new job. Molly-Mae and Tommy have confirmed that they are indeed still together.
And Chris Taylor has continued to be one of the most spectacular human beings on the planet, towel turban inclusive.
The former contestant entered the villa alongside Francesca Allen towards the end of this year’s series.
He eventually found (sort of) love with Harley Brash and since leaving the show has continued to support his salmon ways, rock several kimonos, and just be a general class lad.
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However, if you – like us – have been missing Chris a totally normal amount never fear because you could invite him to your birthday party for just over €5,000.
Bargain, in fairness.
According to The Sun, Chris is charging £5,000 (about €5,320) for a birthday party appearance.
They asked each of this year’s contestants’ agents how much it would cost to book their client for a 21st – and if you think Chris’s fee is expensive, you absolutely don’t want to know what Tommy and Curtis are charging.
Spoilers: it’s 10 grand. Honestly.
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Yewande is charging £5,000 plus 20 percent agency fee for an appearance, while Lucie is asking for £3,000 for just one hour.
Sherif is also asking for a cool 5k despite being booted from the villa 10 days in, while George – who was with Lucie for a full two days before being dumped – is charging £900.
He’s even willing to pay for his own fuel. Nice lad.
Winners Greg and Amber did not provide any prices, while Maura’s agent confirmed that the Longford gal was fully booked for the next while.
Shame, but hey, Chris is available and that’s honestly all that matters in this world.
Better start saving our pennies, so.
