Or, y’know, just wear some suncream like a normal person.
Chris Pratt is currently on his honeymoon.
It is to be expected that during this time, he will be doing a lot of eating, drinking, riding, and burning to an absolute crisp by the pool.
No, really. An absolute crisp.
Pratt took to Instagram this weekend to share a lovely photo of his red raw back as well as the popular male-based mantra: “Suns out, guns out.”
But in fairness, it’s unlikely that anybody is going to be looking at his guns in this photo.
Because his back has been f*cking annihilated.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BzTOpLwpH0V/
Jesus, like.
“Suns out guns out,” he wrote. “I might have got a toouuuch crispy on the honeymoon.”
Pratt also included the hashtag ‘Aloe’ to allude to the fact that he may, indeed, need some aloe for that burn seeing as he clearly forgot to pack suncream when he was getting his shit ready for the trip.
The Guardians of the Galaxy actor and new wife Katherine Schwarzenegger tied the knot earlier this month at an intimate ceremony at San Ysidro Ranch in Montecito, California.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Byf8I_WJzAq/?utm_source=ig_embed
The pair got engaged back in January, after less than one year of dating. Prior to this, Pratt was married to fellow actor Anna Faris, who he has one son with.
Schwarzenegger is an author and blogger and also the daughter of Arnold Schwarzenegger and broadcast journalist Maria Shriver.
She replied to her new husband’s sunburn photo with a series of fire emojis.
Because, well, you get it.
