Dead Famous – Eleven Celebrities who May Really Be Zombies…

Warm Bodies, the zombie film that has already become a box office smash hit in the States, goes on release in Ireland this weekend. With this in mind, we take a look at eleven celebrities who could have possibly starred in the film without any make up…

 1. Pete Doherty

The frontman for the Libertines has successively managed to look more dead than alive over the years. There is possibly hidden lyrics begging for brains in some of his songs

 

2. Lindsay Lohan

The troubled actress might not care about her various brushes with the law because she has already been turned and prison is the perfect place to feed... 

 

3. Nick Nolte

THAT mugshot. Definitely living dead. No question.

4. Steve Buscemi

It would be humanly impossible for anyone's eye to bulge out to that extent. There is only one explanation, Buscemi scourrs Hollywood at night looking for victims.

 

5. Christopher Walken

He just couldn't be that old and dance like that in a Fatboy Slim video. He was even on the roof. Most certainly some kind of highly evolved species of zombie...

 

6. Willem Dafoe

You've seen Willem Dafoe right?

 

7. Katy Perry

We all saw that photo which her loving husband Russell Brand posted to twitter, but Katy's frantic attempts to take it down were NOT because she looks so bad, it's that Brand had discovered her terrible secret.... Zombie.

 

8. Keith Richards

No one can understand how Richards is still alive so the obvious explanation is he is actually already passed over to the other side...

 

9. Zsa Zsa Gabor

Another celebrity that has lived way beyond her years, she must be keeping herself alive on brains...

 

10. Nicole Kidman

The obvious explanation for her deathly looking colour and her inability to look emotional must be that Nicole is on the hunt for prey...  Keith Urban must work with her.

 

11. Courtney Love

All of the erratic behaviour of Kurt Cobain's widow can easily be explained by the fact that Courtney has been living dead for a long time. All those awkward pictures? She just looks like that because zombies don't move like normal people.

Checking her pulse still isn't there...

Catch all of the above's cameo appearances in the long awaited return of the Walking Dead which returns soon... Here's a shot of Lindsay without her make up on. Terrifying.