I’m Gonna Wash That Man Right Outta My…

What do you do when your husband leaves you for a much younger model? Cut up his clothes, set fire to his favourite possessions or charge some intimate plastic surgery to his credit card?

Real Housewives of Beverley Hills star Brandi Glanville was so furious with her ex in the aftermath of their divorce that she used his credit card behind his back to pay for vaginal rejuvenation surgery.

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Speaking about the reasons why she embarked on such extreme measures in her new book Drinking, Tweeting and Other Brandi Blunders, the reality star explains: "I would ask Eddie from time to time if my vagina was the same after childbirth. He always said yes, except once.

"He was actually quite vulgar."

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And, so in the aftermath of the former couple’s divorce the mother-of-two decided to undergo the surgery reasoning “I decided that since Eddie ruined my vagina for me, he could pay for a new one.

"A week after the vaginal rejuvenation surgery, he was on the phone screaming, 'What the f--k cost you $12,000? Did you get a nose job?'.

"I responded simply, 'Yes. A nose job.' And I hung up."

Something tells us he’s going to find out about your little procedure now Brandi...