Ah, stop.

Tbh, there are only a certain number of things a groom can whisper to a bride after she walks up the aisle. One of those things is a greeting of some sort, a "hey, what's up?" or a simple "what's the craic?" Another one of those things is some sort of assertion about how good the bride looks, because it's probably fair to go ahead and said that she looks fairly unreal. ... And even if she doesn't, sure you just say it anyway, don't you? Eugenie's new husband Jack Brooksbank went for the second option earlier today after the princess made her way up the aisle. According to a lipreader, he turned to his wife-to-be and said: "You look perfect." Ah, stop. The Sun reports that a lip reader told them that's what Jack when he finally came face-to-face with his wife and yeah, seeing as this person reads lips for a living, they're probably correct. And even if they're not, it was probably something along those lines anyway.

Tina Lannin from 121 captions also told the publication that Jack uttered the phrase "oh, break my heart" when he saw Eugenie for the first time. 

Us too, man. Us too. Eugenie and Jack wed this afternoon in St George's Chapel in Windsor Castle as 850 guests watched on. The pair will return to the castle later today for a champagne reception.