Ah, Kanye.
He’s a genius, to be fair. Right before he drops two albums in the space of a week, he’s made his way back on to Twitter after a long hiatus.
He’s been tweeting for a few days now, however, today he went off on a tangent, talking about his management, lawyers, the Yeezy brand and even being president.
We love Kanye, and we truly believe he knows what he’s doing by tweeting this stuff.
So, to take you through it all, here’s how it all began.
He first started talking about how he ‘can’t be managed’, and yeah, we get it:
I no longer have a manager. I can’t be managed
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) April 25, 2018
I’m nobody’s “client”
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) April 25, 2018
yes I got rid of my last lawyer why? Because he wouldn’t come to work full time. I also asked my last manager to come work full time for Yeezy of course the last lawyer and manager said no. So now I hired a CEO and a CFO and i have two full time lawyers as of now.
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) April 25, 2018
We have 160 positions to fill by the end of the year. Yeezy will hit a billion dollars this year. It is the 2nd fastest growing company in history. It is a unicorn on its way to becoming a decacorn.
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) April 25, 2018
He then went on to say that Yeezy will be the biggest company ever, and he’s taking after the likes of Disney and Ford:
there’s been a lot of fake news so I just wanted to give you the facts. Yeezy will become the biggest apparel company in human history by working with the most genius level talents and creating product at an affordable price. I hired the head of supply chain from the Gap.
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) April 25, 2018
I am this generations Ford Hughes Jobs Disney
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) April 25, 2018
Then, he called out certain publications about talking sh*t about him:
I follow the shade room. Please never try to play Ye.
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) April 25, 2018
Harvey Levin of TMZ your hearing from your future president. Let’s be friends. Please never use the word erratic to describe a person who is economically and psychologically empowered
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) April 25, 2018
People magazine. Watch how you speak my name. You would love a pair of Yeezys. Don’t play yourself.
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) April 25, 2018
Then he added in this line:
let’s be like water ?
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) April 25, 2018
And gave a shout out to North:
North found a lady bug ? ? ? ????????????????????????????????? pic.twitter.com/eZxxEucALw
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) April 25, 2018
Kanye then talked about the rise of Yeezy and thanked Adidas for letting them be who they are:
the Yeezy 350s sell 400 thousand pair in four hours. Only thing close to this is the iPhone.
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) April 25, 2018
adidas have been great partners and they’ve let Yeezy be Yeezy. This could’ve never happened at Nike
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) April 25, 2018
A little bit about being president again:
when we become president we have to change the name of the plane from Air Force one to Yeezy force one ☝️
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) April 25, 2018
He started to then tweet pictures of a house, we’re presuming… maybe his house?:
do this look like the sunken place ? pic.twitter.com/ixzKnaaaSy
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) April 25, 2018
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) April 25, 2018
more tweets from the sunken place ? pic.twitter.com/nJQdQ2aVKn
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) April 25, 2018
He then left us with this line only a few minutes ago… so you know, God knows what he’s going to tweet next.
I’m turn the Grammys into the Yammys
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) April 25, 2018
Oh, Kanye… how you brighten up our day.
