Michael Fassbender vs Channing Tatum

Amy says: Michael Fassbender

Hi, my name is Amy and I am a Michael Fassbender addict. I have been addicted for the past year of my life and every time I think I’m getting better, he releases a new film and I have a relapse. True story.

I have been addicted to the Fassbender ever since I saw him playing the role of Mr Rochester in the remake of Jane Eyre. I don’t know if it was the tight trousers or the eighteenth-century eloquence but immediately, I was hooked (eh okay…it was probably the tight trousers that did it, if I’m being honest…)

Anyway, once I got that first hit of Fassbender, I wanted more.

I promptly watched every single film that he had ever starred in and talked about him ceaselessly to my friends. In short, I had a bit of a problem. I still do.

I find it hard to carry out mundane tasks if I catch a glimpse of him. I turn into a giggling mess if I see him on the television and every time someone mentions his name, I can’t help but scream: “OH MY GOD. I LOVEEEE HIM!” at said person.

Why is Michael Fassbender so amazing? Well, first of all, he’s absolutely gorgeous. Look at those eyes, that sculpted jaw and that epic body.

Secondly, the man has got some mad swagg. He’s half Irish and he has that unique energy about him that simply oozes craic. You just know that he’d always be up for some divilment.

Thirdly, he is an amazing actor. He’s starred in some noteworthy films: Inglourious Basterds and Shame just being two of them.

Michael Fassbender and Channing Tatum? It is clear that there’s no comparison. In fact, comparing the Fassbender to Channing Tatum is like comparing a slice of triple chocolate fudge cake to a banana.

When it comes to the opposite sex, Michael Fassbender is the triple chocolate fudge cake of men. Case closed.

 

Rebecca says: Channing Tatum

So Michael Fassbender is taking the film world by storm at the moment and yes he’s half Irish, but there’s just something about Channing Tatum that makes me stop and think “mmmmm.”  I can’t quite put my finger on it, but oh how I wish that I could.

Channing Tatum manages to combine rugged manliness with sweet innocence. His skin looks so smooth and soft like a baby’s bum but then his muscles and bones are so defined you could cut yourself just by touching them...

Sorry got lost for a moment there.

He seems sweet and sensitive having fallen for his wife and fellow co-star Jenna Dewan but has a cheeky twinkle in his eye that makes the mind wonder to places that not even Hugh Hefner could dream up. He’d treat you like a princess but could ward off anyone who tried to hurt you.

He’s the sort of guy that would jump off a pier to rescue your handbag when you accidentally dropped it into the water. He’s also the sort of guy that would spend all of his time trying to make you fall in love with him again when you lost your memory. Okay, so that’s what he did in Dear John and The Vow, but I reckon he would do it in real life too!

When I really think about it, what I like about Channing Tatum is that he is sort of an enigma. He’s an enigmatic, athletic, sensitive movie star who used to pose and strip for money. And what more could you want? He’s the jock without an attitude. He’s the model with an edge. He’s the stripper with a heart.

His movies aren’t half bad either. From tearjerker to action to comedy, the boy does it all. He can play the loving boyfriend who is taken off to war. He can play the bad boy who loves to dance. He can play the cop with perfect comic timing. And doesn’t he do it so well?

Before I go did I mention that his upcoming film Magic Mike is about his days as a stripper and it also stars Matthew McConaughey? Thought you might just re-think going to that new Michael Fassbender film!