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Yesterday, Olly Murs shared a nude video of himself on Instagram and nobody saw it.
Well, we didn’t see it so therefore that means that absolutely nobody saw it because we are the absolute pinnacle of Instagram users so if we didn’t view it while scrolling on our feeds for the fourth hour that day then absolutely nobody did, alright?
Alright.
So, the video went up, right, and it was pretty much grand.
It was a brief three second clip of Olly opening up some hotel room curtains completely in the nip with nothing but an aubergine emoji covering his butt.
Not exactly where it tends to be placed in general but sure look, we’ll give him a pass.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BkPVLHfAAfy/?taken-by=ollymurs
The video has been viewed an impressive 313,000 times since it went up which means that, yeah OK, people probably did see it but whatever, get over it, it’s grand.
Here are a couple of reasons as to why a lot of us may have missed Olly’s eggplant based pic.
1. The lighting is fair poor so easily could’ve skimmed by it
2. Too busy looking at Love Island memes
3. He’s been posting a lot of World Cup related content lately so his page has been fairly diluted, tbh.
4. It’s just not worthy of our time, really
Yeah, only rational explanations.
