Peter Andre included this bizarre addition to a picture of his wife cooking
What are you trying to say, Peter?
Peter Andre generally seems like a decent lad.
He's had some banging tunes over the years. He's been a good dad to his kids. He's opened up about his mental health issues in the hope of helping others.
Yesterday, however, Peter shared a photo of his wife, Emily, and included something a little strange in the foreground of the photo.
The Mysterious Girl singer took to Instagram to post a picture of Emily preparing what is undoubtedly going to be a delicious meal.
But on the counter in front of her, Peter appears to have positioned two lemons and a cucumber to make the shape of a penis.
In the post's caption, he wrote:
"Emily cooking a lovely Sunday roast... I know what you're thinking... those lemons are far too big."
We mean, not only were people probably not thinking that, but we just have to ask - why?
Was Peter throwing around some fruit and vegetables, accidentally made them resemble a penis and thought 'hey, this will make for a gas Insta'?
Did he barge into the kitchen while Emily was trying to cook dead set on creating the fruit and veg member for the purpose of a few likes?
Or maybe Emily re-arranged the fruit herself and Peter's simply being a nice guy and sharing a photo of her efforts?
Either way, the whole picture is just a bit bizarre.
... And we haven't even gotten into why in God's name the couple are including a cucumber in a Sunday roast.