The Fall is back!
The nation is beside itself (and the UK) with excitement. Finally, our favourite crime drama returns to our screens and we can shamelessly drool over the world’s most attractive serial killer.
You learn a lot about yourself while watching The Fall. You often find yourself siding with a murderer because he is very attractive, and berating the law enforcement officials for denying his harmless ways.
Here’s 18 sinful thoughts everyone has while watching The Fall.
1. I’d happily drink Jamie Dornan’s bathwater.
2. Gillian Anderson looks about 35 and I need to know her skincare regime if it kills me.
3. I wonder is The Fall intentionally back on our screens a few days after autumn started or is it just a big coincidence?
4. Jamie isn’t actually a very good actor but by Christ you’d want to have a gun to my head for me to admit that because I won’t hear a bad word said about him.
5. Keira Knightley is the world’s biggest chump for dumping Jamie Dornan and marrying a guy from THE KLAXONS!
6. You’d nearly be flattered if he serial killed you because he’s only going for pretty and successful women.
7. Where do I know that nurse from? His wife looks familiar as well, this’ll annoy me for the evening now.
8. When I was a child, I probably wouldn’t have had the cop on to figure out my Dad was a serial killer. He could’ve literally told me he was a serial killer and I would’ve ignored it.
9. I must take a trip up North now to see where it’s filmed and stock up on a few essentials on the cheap.
10. It’s the beard that makes all the difference, it’s like contouring for men. He’s too clean looking in 50 Shades, just doesn’t do it for me.
11. All joking aside, he could serial kill me any day.
12. I’d say Jamie Dornan smells lovely. You can just tell by the cut of him.
13. He’d actually be such a catch if he’d just stop killing all these women like it’s definitely something I’d get him to work on, when I’m his wife.
14. If he dies I swear to God I’m not watching this anymore. The writers need to know that they’ve made a huge mistake. I will boycott this spectacle.
15. That stupid babysitter needs to go and get a good education for herself and then feck off to college abroad and keep her mitts off my man.
16. For a serial killer, he keeps a very tidy house.
17. Honest to God, Jamie Dornan could be on an episode of Fair City and I’d still watch every minute of it.
18. You could do worse things with your last breath than stare into his piercing blue eyes.
Lead image via BBC
