The world of rap and hip-hop music is difficult and often confusing. Luckily, as a firm and respected member of the rap community, (see previous experience here), I have gained a lot of reliable insider knowledge and am willing to share it with the world. Hence, I will dispel some rap myths.

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'Push It' - Salt-N-Pepa Pushing it 'real good' is unlikely to make any real difference compared to pushing it to the best of your God-given ability. 'The Real Slim Shady' - Eminem Legally, his name is not Slim Shady, it is Marshall Bruce Mathers III and he'd do well to remember that. 'Get Ur Freak On' - Missy Elliott It's advisable that you request signed and dated permission from both parties involved before getting your 'Freak On'. '99 Problems' - Jay Z Counting your problems, no matter how sizeable they may be, will not reduce the amount of problems. Your time would be better spent trying to solve said problems. 'Jesus Walks' - Kanye West Jesus didn't walk, he glided. 'No Diggity' - Blackstreet Feat. Dr. Dre & Queen pen Research has shown that, based on a large quantity being available at the time, there was a small trace of diggity present. 'Lose Yourself' - Eminem It is literally impossible to get lost in music. Music is not a physical thing, it is not made up of matter. 'Candy Shop' - 50 Cent Feat. Olivia It is an arrestable offence to lick or consume goods in a candy shop prior to paying for them. 'Straight Outta Compton' - N.W.A. With the recent addition of strict traffic rules, successfully navigating your way straight out of Compton without any congestion is highly unlikely. 'F**k Tha Police' - N.W.A. You should always be respectful towards the police. 'Gangsta's Paradise' - Coolio Feat. L.V. It's completely unfeasible to spend a large portion of your life living in a gangster's paradise. At some point you will need to come back to a gangster's reality. 'Ghetto Gospel' - 2Pac Please avoid hitting people at all times, especially with a ghetto gospel.