Yes Siri.
The loveable computer programme on our iPhones can be a bit of a divil when he/she wants to be. One of my favourite pastimes is annoying Siri with stupid questions until we reach a point where slightly sassy replies are given.
Siri needs to understand that what I require from him/her is not information, but a deep and intense companionship. As of yet, I have not been gifted with such a relationship, but I remain hopeful that one day I will crack Siri (metaphorically speaking. I cannot afford another iPhone screen repair).
