8 foolproof excuses to bail on a night out
Nights out, am I right?
They're a lot of fun when you're in the mood for them, but woe betide anyone that comes between you and the couch when you're not in the mood for it.
Sometimes you want nothing more than a cheesy bargain basement film off Netflix, your pyjamas, two litres of tea and seven packets of biscuits. It's perfectly normal.
What isn't normal is your pushy friend not understanding this urge to vegetate. Leave me alone, Becky. Let me rot in my own filth for as long as I need to.
Here's 8 texts and potential follow-up responses you can use the next time you need to bail on a night out.