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06th Jan 2017

“Can I stay at Sarah’s tomorrow night?” – Ask Agony Mam

Mam

Welcome.

This is the first in a brand new series where readers send our resident Her.ie Mam their queries. She’ll impart her valuable Mam knowledge onto those in need, doing her best to aid their troubles.

So, let’s hand this over to Mam.

Anonymous emailer: Can I stay at Sarah’s tomorrow night?

Did Sarah’s Mam say it’s ok? Are you sure? Give me her number and I’ll ring her now to double check. What do you mean they haven’t a landline? Sure how do they call people? Right I’ll get Daddy to talk to her when he drops you over. What kind of antics are ye planning on getting up to? Oh nothing I’m sure. Right, go on so. Be good.

 

Hi Prin how’s your Mam tell her I was asking for her? I’d often wear my jammies if nobody is home, sometimes as late as lunchtime. One time I saw a girl in the supermarket wearing hers now I thought that was a bit much but she might have had an emergency or something and that’s none of my business. If you’re going wearing your jimmy jams to work you’d want to be full sure they’re not visible, now in saying that it depends on where you work lovie is it somewhere fancy? Oh no you can’t write back here sorry now. Listen what’s for you won’t pass you, ok? Mam x

 

Anonymous emailer: Where’s the scissors?

Go and look and don’t come back to me until you have. Open your eyes. You couldn’t find them, could you not? Well I don’t know, maybe Daddy had them last. He was out the back going at the grass with them and I told him not to have the good kitchen scissors out the back now I bet you he’s gone and lost them. I’ll kill him. Get out of my hair I’m annoyed now.

 

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