Ah, Millennials.
We’re a fine bunch. And while we may not be able to afford our own homes, we can cook up a mighty feast (full of avocados) for brunch.
Many like to complain about Millennials, and even slag us a little bit.
We don’t really take offense to any of it because hey, who caused the economic downturn… right?
On Twitter though, #MillennialNewYearResolutions has been trending this week, and it’s quite hilarious.
Here is a look at a few of our favourites:
Limit my “I’m a vegan” announcements to three times a day.
— Kerry Waysman (@KerryWaysman) December 15, 2017
Stop saying no to offers so much and start saying yasss #MillennialNewYearResolutions
— Luke, Deft ✋? (@LukeWheeler01) December 15, 2017
Only go to work on odd numbered days because they can’t even #MillennialNewYearResolutions
— Scott Williams (@jswilliams1962) December 15, 2017
#MillennialNewYearResolutions
Get my own Netflix account— Better N8 Than Lever ? (@NateC2112) December 15, 2017
#MillennialNewYearResolutions
resolution ? like 1920×1080 which is a resolution with 16:9 aspect ratio ?— Andrew (@_A_n_d_r_e_w_s) December 15, 2017
Get my parents better jobs to support me. #MillennialNewYearResolutions
— craig onetweetwonder (@craigflynn1) December 15, 2017
Be true to my selfie #MillennialNewYearResolutions
— Perry Driver (@_PerryDriver) December 15, 2017
Figuring out how to spend another 10 years at home with their parents. #MillennialNewYearResolutions
— Sarah (@FinDomSarah) December 15, 2017
Make everything more about me. I mean less. More or less.#MillennialNewYearResolutions
— ℓєσ9мσиєу? ?Santa’s Little Helper? (@JMoney731) December 15, 2017
#MillennialNewYearResolutions
Get the Starbucks barista to properly write the name.— Mia Cortesse (@Miacortesse) December 15, 2017
To stop taking shit from older generations on the internet? #MillennialNewYearResolutions
— Orangina Bo Beena (@LaNaranjaMala) December 15, 2017
Resolve to really try my bestest to adult next year #MillennialNewYearResolutions
— MikealaSunshine (@Alohababe2011) December 15, 2017
Only use a manbun during office hours
— Kerry Waysman (@KerryWaysman) December 15, 2017
Work hard, play harder#MillennialNewYearResolutions
— ?Lola ? (@_lola_bee) December 15, 2017