As we all know, getting engaged is vital if you want to get married. You can try bypass it, but ultimately, someone needs to ask you to marry them (or vice versa).
2017 is the year of the rooster, so even potatoes stand a chance of getting engaged, hurrah! Based on a highly scientific method of analysis, I have compiled a list of the names of those mostly likely to get engaged next year.
Best of luck!
Females
Niamh Madtogethitched
Kate Emptyfinger
Maria Withhimselfeightyears
Sarah Mammysputtingpressureon
Stephanie Lovesherfella
Claire Feelsincompletewithoutaring
Eimear Planningitsinceshewasfive
Fiona Wantstobeamrs
Bríd Currentlysinglebutexpectingawhirlwind
Lisa Hasgivenhimanultimatum
Males
Ben Keepingherselfhappy
Mark Planningsincedayone
Phil Fanciesapissup
Conor Dadsputtingpressureon
Simon Wantsacouplesmortgage
Rob Copyinghismates
Colm Isbeingbulliedintoit
Andy Thirdtimelucky
Joe Wantstomakeanhonestwomanofher
Ian Doesntknowhowhesgoingtoaffordthis
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