Texts from your tummy

WHY AM I ALWAYS HUNGRY?

When you're trying to look after yourself and eat healthily, the main enemy is your tummy. Everyone gets hungry, but it's the foods that your appetite craves that should be number one the FBI's most wanted list.

Your tum-tum embarrasses you when you're in meetings by rumbling like a hyena, it convinces you to do bad things and make stupid decisions because it distracts you from being your best self.

Here's what your appetite would probably text you, if it could.

1 HOUR LATER

90 MINS LATER

AROUND 5PM

2 HOURS LATER

20 MINS LATER

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