Texts From Your Brain On New Year's Day
I am deceased.
Folks, today is the first day of the year where we all pledge to never, under any circumstances, ever drink again. It's just no good for us. 2017 is going to be the year that we all get our lives on track. Fit, healthy and hangover free.
Until tomorrow, when the diet and respectable lifestyle officially starts, let's just vegetate in our deeply hungover states whilst putting up with the internal irritant that is our brain.