10 Christmas chat up lines guaranteed to get a laugh tonight

♫ It’s the most pervy time of the year ♫

There’s something in the air around Christmas time that turns everyone into a massive creep and desperate to find love. Personally, I blame the harmful effects of such movies as The Holiday and the biggest culprit of all, Love Actually.

Tonight is a big night out, everyone gathers together to get collectively out of their bins to the point that they forget how bloated they look after consuming roughly 50,000 calories over the last two days.

If you’re looking for love, look no further than these Christmas chat up lines for all genders, with a guaranteed success rate or your money back. (Apologies in advance for how vulgar some of these are).

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