Google is a worrier’s dream.
I Google ridiculous things roughly seventeen times a day. There are some questions that I already know the answer to, but mostly I’m just using it to put my worries at ease.
Everyone’s guilty of Googling ridiculous things. If our search histories could talk, we would all be in a large amount of trouble.
Here’s 16 (clean) things we’re all guilty of Googling.
1. When we’re hungover and concerned with how your family will cope when you succumb to your (self-inflicted) woes
2. Roughly around 9pm every Sunday evening…
3. When you’re trying to fund your out of control lifestyle
4. When you finally accept that you’re never going to be a makeup artist
5. When you require a lot of attention and the cat just isn’t playing ball
6. When your dreams of marrying Ryan Gosling are starting to look less and less likely
7. When the weight of life’s expectations starts to get to you
8. After you’ve gone for a very short walk
9. When you notice a wrinkle on your forehead and need to take immediate action
10. When the red dragon is playing hide and seek
11. Roughly twice a week, random symptoms must be searched
12. When you can’t remember the name for Spongebob Squarepants
13. When you’re about to take a flight and your brain won’t stop thinking
14. When your summer holiday rolls around a lot faster than you expected
15. When your phone dies for the tenth time in a day
16. When your sister “borrowed” your favourite top and made shite of it
