Prince George is adorable, but also seems to hate life.
It’s a combination of him being blissfully unaware how privileged his life is, along with his facial expressions that suggest he hates everything, that we find ourselves deeply identifying with.
We were all little rips when we were 3, so he’s pretty much right where he needs to be in life at the moment. His eternally disinterested expression results in many of us exclaiming ‘omg that’s me!’ every time we see a photo of the little scut.
Here’s 8 situations that probably wouldn’t impress George in the slightest.
Prince George couldn’t give a flying flip that Marie Curie discovered Polonium and Radium, along with being the first person ever to win the Nobel Prize twice. “Could easily do the same myself”, he said.
Prince George couldn’t care less about the musical prowess of Rodrigo y Gabriela. “Their fingers move at lightning speed? So what, so does lightning”, he said.
The Taj Mahal did little to impress young George on a recent visit to India. “IDGAF if it took 20 years to build, Pokémon Go took the same amount of time and at least that’s fun”, he said.
George was shown the rest of Ireland (minus the six counties he already owns), but he was far from interested in what we had to offer. “Eh, you’re grand, thanks”, he said.
Prince George was livid with the 6 boys that got through to Judges’ Houses on X Factor on Saturday night. “Loada shite”, he said.
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Little Georgie had nothing nice to say about his Mam’s latest outfit, stating “Looks like a bloody tea towel, doesn’t it?”
RTÉ’s analogue switchover to digital back in 2012 hadn’t much of an impact on Prince George’s life, that’s for sure. “Just didn’t see the point of it mate, and that man made a balls of the countdown as well”.
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The inevitable induction of Harambe into the Mount Rushmore sculpture did little in the way of impressing George. “He’s dead, get over it”, he quipped.
Check out unimpressed North West here.
