We're renaming animals because their current names aren't good enough 6 years ago

We're renaming animals because their current names aren't good enough

Animals, am I right?

They're mostly adorable, allowing us to forget momentarily that in a Hunger Games or zombie apocalypse situation, they would absolutely devour us all in a heartbeat.

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Lately, I've been finding the names of certain animals to be quite stupid and defunct, so I've taken it upon myself to improve them. Feel free to adopt the suggestions below.


female gray kangaroo with joey in pouch isolated

 

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Two emperor penguins standing next to each other

 

 

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Pig who is represented on a white background

 

 

Brown Bear, 8 years old, sitting in front of white background.

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Crocodile isolated on white with clipping path

 

 

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tarantula isolated on white

 

 

Wild zebra isolated on white background

 

 

elephant isolated on white

 

 

Somali Giraffe, commonly known as Reticulated Giraffe, Giraffa camelopardalis reticulata, 2 and a half years old standing against white background

 

 

Spotted eagle-owl - Bubo africanus (4 years old) in front of a white background

 


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